The 10 Commandments, in TXT Spk

I found this on Fast Company's site, but they'd reposted it from a group named McSweeney's.

RT@theLORD:

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.


2. dnt wrshp pix/idols


3. no omg's


4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)


5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool


6. dnt kill ppl


7. :-X only w/ m8


8. dnt steal


9. dnt lie re: bf


10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?